The nickname that we have for our local Chinese restaurant.

Yep, the nickname that we have for our local Chinese restaurant is simply "Cat".  Used in a sentence:  Hey Hon, we're headin' to Cat.  This annoys my wife to no end, so I obviously enjoy saying it to her.

Not exactly related to this, but the most shocking/funny customer service experience that I ever witnessed happened at Cat.  I was having lunch with a good friend who also happens to be a large woman and when the food arrived at the table my friend inspected everything and said "Oops, it looks like you forgot my extra noodles", to which the little old Chinese lady said "You no need no extra noodle!"  OUCH!