I suppose if I was more honest with myself, and if there where such a thing, I would make a great study subject for an e-hoarder TV special on the Oxygen network. Good thing there's no such thing, so until then, enjoy my mishaps.
Taking a Few Days Off
I'm taking a few days off to spend with my bride. She noticed that even though I earn "Paid Absence Hours" each month that the number of hours listed on my pay stubs never changed. I pointed out that I had maxed-out, and because I wasn't taking time off that each month I was losing whatever new hours I was earning.